6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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