Midget sex pt 2 tonight
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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