Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Randomize
