Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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