I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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