Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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