Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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