How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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