When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
Randomize
