We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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