like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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