do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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