I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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