TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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