I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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