ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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