East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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