i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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