Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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