I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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