i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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