Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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