im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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