Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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