I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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