I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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