I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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