You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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