I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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