Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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