It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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