Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
do herpes really smell.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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