I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Randomize
