trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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