I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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