yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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