p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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