Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
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