I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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