Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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