Who did Billy Mays play for?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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