therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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