so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
So vagazzling was a success
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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