take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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