i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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