That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
Randomize
