I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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