At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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