Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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