What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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